SARGEx117

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGEx117 19 points 1 year ago

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of 'El Maestro de Mazmorras (dramatic.... pause) de Amor"

organ music intensifies

[–] SARGEx117 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"people recognizing state sanctioned violence made it a lot harder to commit crimes against humanity, so be happy they've been allowed to live this long"

[–] SARGEx117 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, a certain ex-president made an offhand remark trying to belittle the seriousness of covid and compared actual medicine with disinfectant

The internet being the internet, the meme became "drink/inject bleach!" and I guess some people actually took it seriously despite its obvious insanity.

[–] SARGEx117 15 points 1 year ago (12 children)

"no one will bat an eye"

Where were all the batting eyes when the shoe was on the other foot?

[–] SARGEx117 16 points 1 year ago

Claims in court proved to be false? I'm sure the responsible party will face the same repercussion for purgery as the rest of us...

[–] SARGEx117 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I know people who swear The Prestige is the worst movie they've ever seen, one person said they turned it off half an hour in because "nothing made any sense"

But you better believe they praise every MCU movie like it's Shawshank Redemption.

There are plenty of movies I love but will readily admit they're garbage. Like Evolution. Hot garbage but I love every second of its shiny, flake-free existence.

[–] SARGEx117 9 points 1 year ago

You spent $500 on everything but the case.

I spent $500 on a laptop.

We are not the same.

.... I wish I hadn't bought the laptop...

[–] SARGEx117 5 points 1 year ago

Well hey, since you're not using it..... Wanna trade? The last game I tried just gave up and my laptop told me I needed a new graphics card.

It'll fulfill me until I finish the game and then lose all interest in gaming for another year.

[–] SARGEx117 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

$500 spent now saves $500,000 later.

[–] SARGEx117 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I'm 100% glad he got there when he did, it was January and literally freezing, and I'm sure they would have done something to get the excuse they were waiting for.

If you or someone you care about has the SOS feature on their phone (specifically the one that you can specify NOT to call the cops for) then have them set it up to get ahold of someone they trust.

My wife's phone is set so when she mashes the power button a bunch, it automatically sends me and her best friend a text with a customized message, in this case just "SOS I NEED HELP ASAP SOS" her approximate location based on cell towers and if her fitness watch is on or phone GPS is active, her GPS coordinates and a link to follow the signal.

She watches a lot of crime docs, so got paranoid about being kidnapped or in a situation she can't take out her phone without an excuse. So all she needs to do is be able to press the side button repeatedly.

[–] SARGEx117 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"here's a story whose only link is the word condom, I just want everyone to hear me say I've got a massive dick. That is all."

[–] SARGEx117 43 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Weird way to say "I'm a selfish piece of shit who thinks others should suffer because I think I am superior"

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