SARGEx117

"The door seems normal to you."

players proceed to analyze the door for an hour, not realizing if they take the stairs slightly to the left, they'll be taken to the treasure room they're looking for

I've gotten impatient before and snapped "the door rots away from the time you've spent arguing and falls open" which just sparked a few minutes of debating whether the building is sentient and will eat them if they enter the door.

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

Pizza shop employee: "I got this" pops marker cap

I always want to specify something like "draw me your shittiest 10 second dinosaur" just to see what I get, but no one near me has custom instructions.

Like I understand you don't want a pizza place getting backed up because everyone wants their own customized poem or architectural blueprint, but I think "10 second dinosaur" is reasonable.

I will literally love everything about a stick figure t Rex.

My parents bought a house a couple years ago, and the previous owners thought it would be okay to put a wall in by screwing 2x4s into the existing drywall of the adjacent walls and putting the sheets up on either side of the 2x4.

They also thought that nobody would notice the fresh paint and fresh plywood used to cover up massive amounts of mold, and when it was discovered after the first day they shrugged and went "oh we had no idea" and a judge believed them.

Crazy how we had to carry bitcoin around in our pocket before this.

Don't know how many 0.000001BTC shavings slipped between the fibers of my jeans.

I have not heard this song in over a decade. Until this week.

Thursday on the way home it came on my shuffle stream, it played last night at a haunted house on their sound system for the line, and now this.

And I can't imagine this is baader-meinhoff because it's simply not a song that crops up often anymore...

Definitely feel old.