Rognaut

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[–] Rognaut 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's an episode of Star Trek: TNG where Riker and Dr. Crusher (maybe?) Have their DNA stolen from them. The thieves use this DNA to create clones that will introduce new genetic diversity into their society as they are all dying from genetic degradation. The thieves excluded cloning Laforge as he had a disability that they discriminated against. This led Laforge to become suspicious and eventually unravel the whole conspiracy.

[–] Rognaut 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously he knew that, some day, his grandchild would spread his propaganda far and wide for the glory of this great nation!

[–] Rognaut 2 points 1 year ago

If you're in this comment section then you're probably 30 to 45 years old. Maybe.

[–] Rognaut 5 points 1 year ago

The first one was So good! This is great news.

[–] Rognaut 1 points 1 year ago

Last time I touched a clutch was on a mini bike and it ate my shoe up a little bit.

[–] Rognaut 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I realized these things are terrible about a year ago. So, I hacked them into computer speakers using some cheap amps and a 12 volt power supply.

[–] Rognaut 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a feeling this would be the case. It's the new scummy thing to do. Set your prices ridiculously high, sparking outrage. Then, backpedal a little to quelch the unruly and everything just goes back to normal.

Unity is now scum.

[–] Rognaut 12 points 1 year ago

His head could dress up as SpongeBob for Halloween 🎃

[–] Rognaut 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I not supposed to like that? Cause I really like that house design. Garage for days.

[–] Rognaut 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is what should be spray painted on walls. And slapped over Frump bumper stickers

[–] Rognaut 10 points 1 year ago

"The Working Class Loses" is a more succinct and provocative and accurate title.

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