No I'm not! Heeheeheehee
She must have a REALLY long neck!
I'm sorry, but it sounds like YTA.
First off, if you don't like the food, don't say something, just slip it to the dog and claim it was the best you've ever had so they can keep bringing it to every gathering.
Second, choking is when something gets lodged in your windpipe. Your partner almost STRANGLED you to death.
I don't get any of this.
When you're over 30, you can't put the chili dogs away like you used to.
I'm with Ace, I don't think I could name an album from the past 5 years. Artists and songs, sure, but I'm not looking up album titles, or even listening to an entire one from start to finish.
If you haven't already started looking for another job, start now.
Don't let them force you into a bad move. Bide your time, make your plans and split when it works for YOU.
The Fruit Salad Saga