Meowth was Schrodinger's Cat the whole time and we never saw it because we were too busy with "more important things".
"What could be more important than understanding life?" - Nerd
"Uhhh... Living it?" - Jock
The eternal yin and yang of the virgin and the Chad binds us together.
It's cool how Mass Effect and Terminator could be seen as religious prophecies in some crazy future timeline.