PunnyName

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Lego is the captain now. in c/[email protected]
[–] PunnyName 41 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I dunno, their tires are pretty small.

Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' in c/aboringdystopia
[–] PunnyName 8 points 2 days ago

Oh, I like this.

Many, many more. in c/antiwork
[–] PunnyName 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The best time for a CEO to be assassinated is 20 years ago.
The second best time is now.

2025, still no flying cars! in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] PunnyName 4 points 2 days ago

People can barely keep their cars in good shape. Imagine that shit falling on you.

Bernie was our compromise in c/[email protected]
[–] PunnyName 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can you pardon someone who hasn't been found guilty yet?

Another orbit around the sun in c/[email protected]
[–] PunnyName 1 points 3 days ago

Excuse me.

Some of us have chronic depression, and are unable to find enjoyment. So we get to always miss out, exacerbating the condition.

Thank you very much!

Tear it all down in c/latestagecapitalism
[–] PunnyName 5 points 3 days ago

Good thing unlimited money isn't needed.

Tear it all down in c/latestagecapitalism
[–] PunnyName 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am Luigi.

This place is dead in c/dadjokes
[–] PunnyName 2 points 3 days ago

Got myself a new laptop. I can play Dad of War. It's nice.

Onion recall as FDA issues warning over vegetables in c/news
[–] PunnyName 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just need to go down the line.

Onion recall as FDA issues warning over vegetables in c/news
[–] PunnyName 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And Fuckface 45 isn't in office yet. Imagine how much worse it's gonna be! God damn I hope his life is forcibly extinguished soon!

Onion recall as FDA issues warning over vegetables in c/news
[–] PunnyName 6 points 4 days ago

*NileRed has entered the chat*

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