ProtonEvoker

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[–] ProtonEvoker 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

[–] ProtonEvoker 103 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

[–] ProtonEvoker 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Might I introduce you to the works of Maurice Leblanc and his most famous character, the gentleman thief Arsène Lupin, codifier of the phantom thief trope.

He would sent a message telling his victim that he planned to steal their most valuable treasure, and then would leave a letter behind afterwards explaining exactly how he did it.

Mostly known outside of France today from his appearance as Joker’s initially Persona in Persona 5, and his Franco-Japanese grandson, Lupin the Third.

[–] ProtonEvoker 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Which is French for “steal something valuable in the most obvious way to show people how smart you are”.

[–] ProtonEvoker 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

[–] ProtonEvoker 64 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

[–] ProtonEvoker 27 points 3 months ago

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

[–] ProtonEvoker 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

[–] ProtonEvoker 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)
[–] ProtonEvoker 4 points 6 months ago

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

[–] ProtonEvoker 3 points 7 months ago

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that transmog before.

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