this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

BEGONE THOT

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"No pussy for me, thanks."

[–] PunnyName 2 points 1 month ago

I only want coccckkkkk!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For those worried, Black Cat eventually wins this fight lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Huh, so that's where junji ito's spider cats originate from

[–] GuyDudeman 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Spider-Man is gay: confirmed.

[–] Iheartcheese 17 points 1 month ago

His dancing made me gay years ago.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You would be too if you had this big hunk of love waiting for you back home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Or maybe he really needed to take a dump right then

[–] CodexArcanum 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love the modern Spider-Man issue where Black Cat almost starts puking when she learns the Spider-Man she's been courting all this time was just a kid.

[–] abbotsbury 3 points 1 month ago

modern

Man, I think that issue might be older now than the OP was when it was released. One of my favorite Ultimate Spider-Man moments though, right next to the issue where Wolverine and Spider-Man have a Freaky Friday and ends with this:

[–] ProtonEvoker 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

[–] abbotsbury 7 points 1 month ago

God, I wish.

[–] Stamau123 6 points 1 month ago

"No way, cat"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Peter's true love.