PopcornPrincess

joined 11 months ago

Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy

[–] PopcornPrincess 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I read somewhere those are what some refer to as “friends.” Whatever that word means. ;)

Y'all seemed to like my last post, so here's the other half of that photoshoot in my other outfit ^.^ in c/[email protected]

[–] PopcornPrincess 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg your hair is gorgeous 😍

This place is just cruel in c/funny

[–] PopcornPrincess 5 points 1 week ago

How many points do I get for each?

>:[ in c/[email protected]

[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 1 week ago

She’s beautiful and Lemmy loves her.

What is the best sandwich? in c/askouija

[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 1 week ago

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____ is overrated; there are much better others/alternatives out there. in c/askouija

[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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__________. So hot right now. in c/askouija

[–] PopcornPrincess 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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Based on your browser history, we determined that you are __________ in c/askouija

[–] PopcornPrincess 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

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Have you ever been punched in the face as an adult? What's the story? in c/asklemmy

[–] PopcornPrincess 9 points 1 week ago

My brother and I were dancing at his wedding. He was imitating dance-moves that Mac from IASIP does with his elbows and accidentally bow’ed me in the jaw. It hurt but was pretty funny.

Same brother as a teen was showing me his shadow-boxing skills and punched my nose. Again it was funny, but it made me cry lol. Obviously I’m the younger sibling..

Also me, from life in c/memes

[–] PopcornPrincess 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happy cake day bud

I go out of my way to not crap at work. in c/[email protected]

[–] PopcornPrincess 2 points 1 week ago

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

True Gentlemen Sniff Butts in c/aww

[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 1 week ago

So damn handsome!

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What happens if you annoy a clock? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

7 comments fedilink

It gets ticked off.

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Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

1 comments fedilink

Because it had a conductor.

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Why didn’t the sun go to university? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

6 comments fedilink

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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What did the alien say to the cat? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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Take me to your litter.

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Why do ducks have feathers? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

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Why should you never tell a pig a secret? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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Because they always squeal. 🐽

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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Nothing, it’s on the house.

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Why doesn’t St. Nick give presents to naughty children? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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It’d Krampus style.

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I don’t care for coffee. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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It’s just not my cup of tea.

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Why do cucumbers hate becoming pickles? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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It’s a jarring experience for them.

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Why was breakfast so sad? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

2 comments fedilink

It was in mourning.