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Lol no one's trying to tell you your experience, they're trying to tell you the experiences reported by everyone else. That's the difference between anecdotal evidence and empirical evidence.

...driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

This can't be legal

Do they... they torture them with a rubber horse...?

ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose

I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You're an inspiration

Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they're naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn't), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they're covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.

I've always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the "Florida" of the universe

Dude, I'm literally just saying it's wrong to generalize an entire people as a "cancer." If you seriously can't see the reason in that, I honestly don't know what else to say.

I'm not pro-Russia by any means but this is some extremely troubling rhetoric

I would imagine it's at gunpoint, figuratively or literally.

"This thing seems to be true."

"Actually, this thing doesn't seem to be true, and here's why."

"So you don't want this thing to be true, then??"

Maybe now you can see how ridiculous you sound here.

Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face