OttoVonBizmarkie

joined 2 years ago
[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 16 points 2 years ago

Old Ronny telling women why they get abortions! This should help his popularity! Women love it when men explain the reason(s) why they do things, right?!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm sure if he dropped $4 million, it's probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 7 points 2 years ago

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 60 points 2 years ago (11 children)

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it's going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned! That $20 million could've went to paying Trump's lawyers!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Boogie Nights is simply my favorite movie of all-time. It has everything: drama, comedy, sex, action, suspense, Burt Reynolds! This one checks all the boxes!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 2 points 2 years ago

Possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would put him high in the running for laziest worldwide.

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 5 points 2 years ago

Man, it's been a long night, and I hate the fucking Eagles!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A judge who's actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can't have that with Trump as the defendant!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 6 points 2 years ago

Sometimes it's needed though when you realize you're the only one who gives a fuck about the rules!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 4 points 2 years ago

You got any of that good sarsaparilla?

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 3 points 2 years ago

Shit, I knew there'd be a catch!

[–] OttoVonBizmarkie 3 points 2 years ago

I found self-love through exercise and not being an asshole!

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