OttoVonBizmarkie

"What's with the sash and the codpiece?!"

I would've killed for one of these after I saw the movie "The Wizard". Apparently, they didn't work for shit.

Can't wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

"Who told you to have a pow wow?"

Booooooo....urns!

"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

Now if I could just buy a chin!

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

Dang, I'll have to look out for it in the one theater in my area that does 70mm! That would be cool!