That’s close to one of the running jokes that my wife and I have. When we’re in the grocery or department store and we spilt up for a few, when I find her, I will sneak up behind her and say, “Excuse me ma’am, I know you don’t know me, but you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Can I pay for your stuff and take you back to my place?”
I always think I’m funny. She? Only sometimes. Me? Always.
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Cut any corners! That’s funny because it’s on a corner, and it was cut! I get it!
“Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he’s angry, you’re a mile away… and you’ve got his shoes!”
Yes! As someone who grew up on the Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Show on Saturday mornings, this is great news!
It's such a great song, I wish I could hear it again for the first time.
Any way to use these with iOS?
I’m not an NFL guy so take this with a grain of salt, but I do think that had more to do with the Niners’ front office than with Jim’s coaching acumen. And I agree many teams will not want him because of the personality clash he would pose, but he will definitely be sought after by some.
Actually, and I may be remembering wrong, but I thought it also had to do with him losing the locker room, with it becoming a toxic environment.
I think the speculation is way overblown. Any advantage “advanced scouting” offers is likely marginally greater than advantages gained by sign stealing via legal means (from A22 film, which all teams do). Maybe worth a few points in an average game? Some coaches claim it could be as much as a 10 point advantage, some say worthless (and most are in between). Just look at the talent on those teams, they needed no help, which is why this saga is so stupid.
While I agree that he may have had enough talent not to need this advantage, it is definitely still an advantage. When the difference between making the playoffs and not making the playoffs is razor thin, any advantage helps. Making the playoffs is not only about your record, but also how you win games. Just look at UGA - they are the defending 2 time back-to-back national champions and are undefeated this year, but were #2 in the poll going into yesterday. The committee didn't feel like they had won their games convincing enough to be #1. Michigan needs every win/point it can get, and this advantage might have been the difference. If not, we'll never know, because, well, they cheated.
As for the suspension, I think it’s noteworthy Harbaugh himself was not sanctioned because that is not within the purview of the B1G unsportsmanlike rule. The program was sanctioned. Nothing has proven that Harbaugh was aware of the sign stealing, and the NCAA has said as much. Now, did other people on the staff know? I would hazard that some probably did, and I want those guys suspended. But the buck always stops with the HC, which is why he was sitting in the hotel this afternoon. Splitting hairs, but I think it’s important to get the facts (the few that we know) right and reserve judgment for when the dust settles.
And honestly, I think the B1G was going easy on Harbaugh/Michigan to make this go away, but Michigan didn't get the memo. If this goes as deep as some (including me) think it does, this was a pretty light punishment. Let's be honest, Michigan is still #2, which would put them in the playoffs if they win out. They won convincingly yesterday without Harbaugh on the sidelines, they'll win against Maryland, so the only challenge will be Ohio State. And based on how the players responded to his 4 game (self-imposed) "suspension" at the beginning the season, they might rally for their coach and play harder. Either way, I think keeping him off the sidelines for 3 games is barely a slap on the wrist if this turns out to be as bad as I think it is. Have you seen the pictures of Connor Stalions on the sidelines impersonating a Central Michigan coach? He looked like a secret agent in a comedy film. This isn't just sign stealing, this is waaaaaaay worse - Stalions was standing on the actual sidelines. Also, according to ESPN, he had "purchased tickets to more than 35 games at 17 stadiums around the country involving Michigan opponents in the Big Ten and potential College Football Playoff opponents." And that's just one guy, what if there are more and he's just the one caught so far?
Whether Harbaugh knew or not is irrelevant, he is the head coach, so he SHOULD have known. This is his program.
"I didn't know" isn't an excuse, otherwise every coach would just say it when their program was caught doing illegal things. If he didn't, he should have, the buck stops with him.
Now you’re 301! 😀
Yeah, but he’s only awesome in the short run. Look how long his brother has been with the Ravens, but the 49ers couldn’t wait to shove him out. You’d think pro teams would be beating down the door of someone with that record, but they’re just not. He showed in his stint with the 9ers that his style is good in the beginning, but longer term it’s not viable and he wears out his welcome.
Heck, there’s been a lot of speculation about how many of his wins over the last 2 years would still be wins if he wasn’t “cheating” (in parentheses because it hasn’t been proven yet, although he’s been suspend, so there must be something there).
I’d be more impressed if Congress was under scrutiny for their ties to China. And Russia. And Saudi Arabia.