NarrativeBear

joined 2 years ago
[–] NarrativeBear 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew

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[–] NarrativeBear 2 points 2 months ago

So efficient it shuts itself down first.

[–] NarrativeBear 5 points 2 months ago

Could not have said it any better.

When it comes to following traffic laws and I see cop cars, firetrucks, ambulances, city transit, delivery trucks even. I would expert these individuals to be driving around as trained operator's and "expert's" and thus held to a higher standard.

[–] NarrativeBear 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hit the spot = hit by a car

[–] NarrativeBear 4 points 2 months ago

Open a wealthsimple account that let's you trade crypto

[–] NarrativeBear 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True devotion to playing the part

[–] NarrativeBear 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No pun intended?

[–] NarrativeBear 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You call the Toronto Wildlife Centre, that is if the image's are 1:1 and the racoon's infact still alive like the pedestrian.

[–] NarrativeBear 11 points 2 months ago (16 children)

Its like going to the local cinema, ads before the movie.

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