MycoBro

There is no other way. At least for anything worth learning about.

Goddamn. What a shady move. I expect it from the media and shit by for some reason it stings more when a rando does it.

I love charcuterie. A lot. It’s like my favorite goddamn thing the fancier the better I will start adding drugs though. As a side, my wife calls it “sharp coochie” and thinks she a goddamn comedy genius for it. She looks forward to saying it

One of my go tos (there are a handful of people in my life who go to church occasionally but are aware enough to know it’s ridiculous) is “going to church? why? Here, Sit down. I’ll lie to you for an hour. And at least this way you can smoke weed while you listen to someone’s bullshit”

I’m ashamed of how long I stared at it before It occurred to me it was India

Where I live most stores like target and Walmart and Kmart lock up all the black people hair and body stuff. It’s insane. The worst part is I’m white but have black grandkids so now even I’m affected! Disgusting. (The last sentence was sarcasm. All true but not really the issue that pisses me off. So no one trip on me, fuck)

Sometimes, especially after a long day, a few beers, and a joint, I start to think about all the people dying in Ukrainian and Palestine. I spent a year in Iraq so it’s not hard to imagine what the physical sensation of being in one of those foxholes are hiding in one of the blown outbuildings(I can quite honestly even smell the dust and mold in the hair. Kind of taste it. I spent a lot of time in J-dam’ed buildings)but what I can’t fucking imagine is the feeling of hopelessness the Palestinians must feel. Or any realistic Ukrainian. My point is, there is absolutely no one for those 9 people’s family to turn to and that’s horrifying

Where do you live? I live in the country but still get people who drive out here to drop of strays sometimes.

Yeah, I guess your right.

I’d rather deal with my hemorrhoids than eat an elephant, you monster.

Goddamnit!