MrJameGumb

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jerboa

Also it appears to be working now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It's just a still image

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does the daughter have a tapeworm?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'll be impressed when they make a live wallpaper version where the boobs flop down when the phone is opened all the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to put everything on Imgur and share the image URL. It's been weeks since I could post an image normally.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Granted. The next time you start to feel tired you immediately fall into a deep and restful slumber.

Once asleep though you start having a dream where you are at work. As you walk into the office you think to yourself "I wish I could have gotten a little more sleep" and immediately fall asleep in lobby.

As you sleep in the lobby you have a dream that you are a child again, traveling in the backseat of your parents car. You feel more safe and secure there than you have in years, and you consider having a little nap until the trip is over, and immediately fall asleep

Eventually you fall so deep into dreams within dreams that you find yourself in a land of pure fantasy where you are the supreme overlord.

You rule over your dark dominion for the next 3000 years, only occasionally having a recurring nightmare that you are a severe narcoleptic confined to a hospital bed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

People have been talking about this for months now, but no one gave a shit until publishers and celebrities started being affected

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

4500 students housed in one building and 94% of them would not even have a window to look out of...and he seems to think it will be like "being on a cruise ship"

That should end well

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Someone should have asked the judge if they would be ok with a 66 year old janitor groping their crotch for 10 seconds in the court room right now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I power washed my house in real life a few months ago. It was pretty fun, you should try it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I think what he means is that everyone he knows is better off than they used to be, and all this chatter by the nameless riffraff of poors is irritating to him...

What a dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe meth was the "damn thing" they always meant to get around to?

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