Monkeyhog

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[–] Monkeyhog 2 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, I forgot they did the Shining in the movie, because In the book it was WarGames, which fit better thematically.

[–] Monkeyhog 1 points 10 months ago

I moved away 20 years ago, and I still hate going back to Florida for any family event, that state was a horrible place to grow up.

[–] Monkeyhog 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I grew up near the Florida school and I remember hearing horror stories about it as a child. And it was always used as a threat by teachers for unruly students.

[–] Monkeyhog 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Forrest Gump is for Boomers what Ready Player One was for Gen X. And I'm sure they'll be something for Millennials soon. Just Nostalgia for the sake of Nostalgia barely laced together with a plot.

[–] Monkeyhog 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you're just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

[–] Monkeyhog 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yep, checks are used a lot by charities and churches, plus migrant workers are often paid by checks, and there's market nearby that will cash all of their checks for them, and that market is a customer of my bank, so when they bring in their deposit, it's a stack of checks at least 6 inches tall every day. And that's honestly not even half of the checks we see a day.

[–] Monkeyhog 13 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I work at a bank, I see thousands of checks a day. They're still out there.

[–] Monkeyhog 3 points 10 months ago

I'm confused, why don't you look in the mirror while brushing? Do you look in the mirror while combing your hair? Or do you do everything blindly?

[–] Monkeyhog 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a success than.

[–] Monkeyhog 3 points 11 months ago

Why on earth would anyone do that?

[–] Monkeyhog 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Monkeyhog 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kinda suspicious that it's a Japanese study saying this. Kinda how I would be suspicious if an Italian study said authentic Parmesan cheese cured cancer, or a Scottish study said that 12 year old single malt whisky increased life expectancy.

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