Mojave

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mojave 37 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Not Educated Employed or Trained

People who made it to adulthood without doing anything in life. Commonly they are carried by their parents. They live in the basement/most secluded room in the house, play video games and jerk off all day, eat frozen pizzas and chicken tenders, and usually do this until they're like 50 years old, crusty, and their parents die.

I know a couple. Dropped out of highschool, and have been coasting for over a decade off their rich parents, never leave the house, never had a job. Been that way for over a decade with no signs of change.

[–] Mojave 8 points 2 months ago

When someone puts black pepper on a white dude's salad

[–] Mojave 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Little tike plastic reds

[–] Mojave 33 points 2 months ago (25 children)

"does your medical clinic do"

Bring back grammar nazis

[–] Mojave 3 points 2 months ago

I won't take this slander, guts spent the last 35 years making like two friends

[–] Mojave 1 points 2 months ago

Dentures take more upkeep than real teeth, shit's fucked

[–] Mojave 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't serve my IEMs

[–] Mojave 6 points 2 months ago

2009 meme type beat

[–] Mojave 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro is about to die of constipation.

[–] Mojave 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • who gives a shit if it's original or derivative
  • Tape a different fruit and it's now a new original
[–] Mojave 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pickup trucks make me uncomfortable, who do I call to get those removed

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