Malfeasant

joined 1 year ago
[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago

That's why I have this for my "welcome" mat...

[–] Malfeasant 14 points 5 months ago

There are dozens of us!

[–] Malfeasant 13 points 5 months ago

Such a weird thing to say .. when I was little ('70s) it was not uncommon for kids to swim nude, we didn't care... Any adults who are ogling kids aren't going to stop just because of one layer of clothing.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, this was in Boston, Beacon Hill to be specific, not known for wide sidewalks... I was in good shape in those days, I could cruise all day at 15mph, for my half hour commute I could maintain 20mph easily, I would pass cars pretty much continuously in downtown areas, the street was where I belonged...

[–] Malfeasant 4 points 5 months ago

That's how I am with the bat out of hell album... Get off my lawn.

[–] Malfeasant 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you are now out $500 for missing work and other legal fees

Legal fees can easily reach into the thousands...

[–] Malfeasant 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I did way back when I was 18/19... I was riding my bike home from work, and a cop directing traffic yelled at me to get out of the street. Without even thinking, I yelled back "go fuck yourself". He called to his partner across the intersection, "Mike, get him!". Mike was on a motorcycle. I was sure I was fucked, but I knew the neighborhood, so after salmoning up a one way street full of double parked cars, and taking a couple turns, one being into a narrow alley that's almost invisible unless you already know it's there, I got behind him - figured that was the best place to be... He never looked back, just slowed down, looking in doorways, between/under parked cars, until I got within a couple blocks of my house, then I hauled ass and locked myself (and bike) in the basement for the next half hour.

[–] Malfeasant 8 points 5 months ago

People wearing fabulous clothing

Ftfy

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 5 months ago

Do you know what she's called?

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago

the tank that hit me

Not fair to call it a tank. A tank driver can see what's in front of it.

[–] Malfeasant 13 points 5 months ago

Not fair to call it a tank. A tank driver can see a child in front.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 5 months ago
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