LouNeko

joined 2 years ago
[–] LouNeko 1 points 1 month ago

Your mom knows how to give balls the attention they deserve.

[–] LouNeko 4 points 1 month ago

I am 100% sure my mother's a narcissist and ~60% sure my dad's autistic. Its not exactly a gasoline and fire combo, more like gasoline and water, which might be less dangerous but still unacceptable.

[–] LouNeko 46 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Depends on what stone you turn into. Slate or lime maybe. Granate or marble, no way.

[–] LouNeko 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

#JustNewYorkCityThings

[–] LouNeko 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Guys, the Switch 2 violence is not necessary.

[–] LouNeko 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

People use fingerboards to give their turtles the Zoomies.

[–] LouNeko 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nintendo yourself a favor and get lost before you catch DS fists.

[–] LouNeko 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my personal experience this is more of an issue with the commanding person rather than myself who's doing the chore.

If I where to take out the trash on my own accord nobody would even notice. But if I'm commanded to do it (even if I was planning on doing it anyway), then I wouldn't hear the end of it. It will be held over my head that they where so "generous" as to remind me.

So I have any reason to be grumpy about it. If I do it I get no reward, and if I'm commanded then I get shit on. I rather choose the first option.

For some people this is a game of power, they tell you to do something while you're already on it, just to make it seem like it was their idea and it feels like they are trying to essentially steal the credit for your effort.

Or if I'm the one who keeps the house clean and they are the one who leave a mess, and then they have the audacity to ask me to clean up, they can go eat sand.

This does not happen if I'm commanded by a person I respect or admire. Because then it seems like I'm actually doing them a favor instead of bowing to them.

[–] LouNeko 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stand by for Titanfall.

[–] LouNeko 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you underestimate the attraction of somebody who is proven to be infertile and immune to all STDs in the middle ages. Its basically a completely risk free one night stand.

[–] LouNeko 2 points 1 month ago

Dude, I only have 2 feet, and I can maybe pull of a triangle and a circle figure, maybe a trapezoid if I contort myself, but that's it.

I'm fucked.

[–] LouNeko 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So let me get this straight, Harrison Ford who is a 1000 years old is going to be Hulk? What?

What's next? 50 year old Cate Blanchett playing a 20 year old Lilith from Borderlands? Oh wait...

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