Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)

submitted 6 months ago by Species8472 to c/[email protected]

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Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Flashbacks to poopknife.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 10 points 6 months ago

Yeah why have a pair of big scissors when you can take it apart and have two poop knives?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A problem I have often

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I helped upvote you back to 0 Bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

this is horrible... thank you