LemmyKnowsBest

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest 17 points 3 months ago

Looks like he rubbed iodine on his face without looking in the mirror last minute before he ran out the door.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 6 points 3 months ago

So all of us are hoping this also includes gyms. Please tell us this includes gyms.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 months ago

This makes me feel uncomfortable.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 12 points 3 months ago

Ok but was that a mugshot after being arrested for indecent exposure?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah North Dakota was nuts. Once it finally hit 40° F in May, people started wearing t-shirts.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No need for cynicism here. This meme accurately describes how it feels to be on ADHD medication. It is revolutionary and life-changing. Some people need it. Some people don't.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 3 months ago

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I was in high school I took a drama class and I did the same thing. Does that make me a household name too?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 3 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 3 months ago

What do you mean Dont tell Disney? You know how powerful & omniscient they are. You will be apprehended from your warm safe bed in the middle of the night by the Disney mafia and they will serve you with a cease-and-desist letter along with a multi-million dollar fine, followed by firing squad.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 0 points 3 months ago

Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

 
 

...and some nefarious person starts tinkering with your car, how will your car react? And will it instantly notify you?

 

Goal: the least amount of withholdings possible

 

I know we would never say things like "Everyone else are walking around,"

but maybe we should.

And in any situation in which a noun implies many people:

Like the word "family"

"My family is at Disneyland."

vs

'My family ARE at Disneyland."

Ya see what I mean?

 
 

I noticed a weird phenomenon in my Gmail inbox, I had an advertisement email from Mercedes-Benz of Albuquerque which is understandable because I've been there before. I did not click on the email or open it because it's an ad and I don't care,

then maybe an hour later next time I opened my email I noticed the Albuquerque email was gone but had been replaced by a Mercedes-Benz of Loveland Colorado, a location I had never been to before.

Have you ever seen an email in your inbox change identities like that before? That is kinda spooky. A sender cannot revoke an email from my inbox and switch it for something else, can they?!


additional trivial details:

Until now the only Mercedes shops that ever send me spam email are those I've taken my vehicle to before. But I've never taken my vehicle to Loveland Colorado!

The only vibe I can feel about this fuckery is that my visit to the Albuquerque New Mexico location was unsuccessful and somewhat annoying and I may have been an annoyance to them as well, would they have me on their spam email list, then change their mind and switch me to some other location?

If so, they can't just dig into my email and rescind something they sent and switch it for some other distant location, can they? 🤔

 
  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

 

The last couple days I've noticed every post that shows Tesla not looking good, has been removed from some higher directive. Not deleted by OP.

and yesterday an OP tried at least twice to post an article about Tesla factory ordering $16,000 worth of pies from a small independently-owned Silicon Valley bakery, owned by a sweet hard-working lady who worked overtime all night and had to go out and buy more ingredients to get the order finished in time, only for Tesla to call up the next morning and cancel the order just as the pies were about to be delivered to Tesla. As of press time, that lady lost $16,000 on that order but hopefully Tesla came back and made up for it.

The OP posted that article twice because the first one had been removed, then I tried to comment on the second one and it had been removed also.

There seems to be some Tesla brigade working hard to remove everything from the internet that makes them look bad.

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