Krudler

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[–] Krudler 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (11 children)

I would never make this again.

I mean, I could tell based on my understanding of physics and cooking that it was not going to turn out as one would hope.

But I plowed through and made it anyways. In the end, every single concern I had about this preparation rang true.

I knew going in that it couldn't possibly cook consistently because the bottom would be a solid mass and the top would be split apart with varying gaps.

I knew that convection would not carry the moisture away from the bottom of the fins but it would desiccate the tops properly. I felt that the tops 1/3 would have crispy delicious skins but the base would have tough leather. I was right.

I knew that both ends would be rock hard and inedible but it had to be that way in order for the thicker parts to absorb enough heat.

I knew that applying an oil to the top was a very delicate game because it would just saturate into a grease pool if it dripped/pooled to the lower part.

I feel like this is a misbegotten recipe. A big series of fanciful ideas that are visually impressive but do not deliver in the taste department. Seems like it's from a time before cooking science was well understood.

[–] Krudler 12 points 8 months ago

I think in a general sense most dishes are worth the effort!

When I use that expression here, I mean that I feel that I can develop substantially better flavor using much simpler methods that take less time, less cleanup, less cooking, more agreeable/consistent texture, and so forth.

I was a little bit dubious of the hype I read surrounding this particular preparation, and I feel that in the end that skepticism was justified.

[–] Krudler 2 points 8 months ago

I appreciate that suggestion, and I'll report back with what I find.

I honestly don't think it matters how professional it looks, I just want a steady progression between the pictures, Even if the morph effect itself looks corny.

I was clever enough to take them all in the same neutral position in the same lighting against a flat surface so it should look fine I hope?!

[–] Krudler 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Been a home cook for a long time and I make everything from scratch so thank you very much for that :)

Yes freehand cuts. I think it's just doing it a million preps, my tools are el cheapo $5 German steel knives and I use a metal wheel quick sharpener and a pro hone. I'm a bit of a sinner lol

I don't have time to fuss, and I'll just throw out my knife and get a new one every 3 years

[–] Krudler 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There was no struggling, and they turned out perfect, they just were not worth the effort invested for the flavor return.

[–] Krudler 53 points 8 months ago (7 children)

It was tasty, I just thought it did not produce sufficient flavor for what I expected with all that extra surface area.

I feel like simply parboiling quartered potatoes and roasting them with beef fat is a little bit better "return on investment".

I enjoyed making it. I love trying different things even if they aren't what I hope.

[–] Krudler 60 points 8 months ago

Yes, yes I would.

[–] Krudler 24 points 8 months ago

I was very bright when I was young, but unless I was given practical application of knowledge, it just leaked out of my ear.

I was exactly the same with trigonometry, I couldn't understand it or why were even learning it.

As soon as I started to get into programming and I wanted to have a gun with a bullet that had a certain speed, and it was going at a certain angle, and I needed to break down the horizontal and vertical components of the motion, all of a sudden it felt like I had invented trigonometry myself.

I found that true of so many different things especially with math. No matter how much it was explain to me theoretically, it never made sense until I had a practical application and then it was just obvious to me.

I wish more of my education was that way instead of just learning theory.

[–] Krudler 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh God, I was hoping people wouldn't say GIMP... The user interface is just lethally bad.

I do appreciate knowing that it now has a morph feature. I'm going to put this at the very back of the recommendation pack, based on my history of using that software vs ~~professional~~ software with a good UI.

[–] Krudler 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I observe that the meal posted in the photo is also from a restaurant.

So we shouldn't even feel bad roasting OP for this.

[–] Krudler 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fair, I was being rather hyperbolic.

But this is about as far from "food porn" as it gets - they burned a piece of chicken and melted greasy bagged cheese on it, and air-fried pre-made grease-nuggets.

The salsa looks passable.

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