KaiReeve

joined 2 years ago
[–] KaiReeve 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's the one. Back when we had the iPhone 1, blackberries, razrs, and the undefeatable Nokias that kids were trying to break so they could get an iPhone.

[–] KaiReeve 30 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Man, remember that brief period of time where some people had those cell phones that had a walkie-talkie-like function. You'd be having a conversation with these people and their phone would do this weird blip noise and they'd say "Hold on," and pull out their phone and "yeah, what's up?" And then there would be some unintelligible gibberish and they would say "hang on, I'm inside" and then just go walk out the front door.

[–] KaiReeve 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, man, LotR is the exception to the rule. I can definitely still enjoy a 12 hour journey to Mordor.

[–] KaiReeve 27 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Mine certainly is.

If you want to compare your attention span to what it once was, try watching older media. The wife and I were watching the walking dead and I was getting bored and that's only 10 years old. Try watching 2001: A Space Odyssey without any distractions. It's torture.

[–] KaiReeve 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My phone knows when I have sex? I mean, it's on the nightstand so... maybe, but, how? It's not like we're wearing our watches to bed.

[–] KaiReeve 23 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, no. They're going to watch Fox News talk about how this is all Biden's fault and only the GOP can save them from suffering the same fate. They will continue to follow the same pied Piper that led them here.

[–] KaiReeve 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So if you buy a Nissan for your teenage kid, is Nissan still allowed to track and share their sexual escapades performed within the vehicle?

Also, how do they know when you're engaged in sexual activity? Heart monitors in the seats? Humidity sensors in the AC unit? Or is it cameras in the cabin? Cause that's a very fine line to walk.

[–] KaiReeve 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the tip. The line break works, but the stanza spacing doesn't seem to be taking. I'm on Jerboa so that may be influencing the formatting.

[–] KaiReeve 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

But they were all of them deceived, for another chip was made. In the land of Texas, in the labs of Neuralink, the Dark Lord Elon forged in secret, a master chip, to control all others.

One Chip to rule them all,
One Chip to find them,
One Chip to network them all,
and in the TOS legally bind them.

[–] KaiReeve 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Before WotC there was Bethesda trying to make a profit on community mods. These companies love to recycle bad ideas.

[–] KaiReeve 3 points 1 year ago

So, instead of "not collecting intelligence" it should read "unable to collect intelligence" or maybe even "collecting inconsequential intelligence"

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