JPSound

joined 1 year ago
[–] JPSound 5 points 7 months ago

...And my guy can't find shit.

[–] JPSound 9 points 7 months ago

Ngl, Bethan has good taste in rocks. This was the right call by both parties.

[–] JPSound 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

[–] JPSound 79 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drowned out of his 11th story window.

[–] JPSound 68 points 8 months ago (26 children)

They forget how many of us gun owning liberals there are. They think they can bully everyone around because they think they own all the guns thus the upper hand. They're are far too dense to realize they're entirely wrong. We just don't make it our entire personality. I don't feel the need to put my guns on display to prove to people I don't even know what a MaNlY rUgGeD BaDaSs I am. That's not why i own them. I very much enjoy the sport and technical knowledge and focus required to hit the target in different situations. I want to be perceived as a loving husband and a kind and honorable man and friend. Those two things are at odds. Or maybe I'm just not insecure about my masculinity.

[–] JPSound 7 points 8 months ago

Floor drugs? Back in the day we called them Ground Scores.

[–] JPSound 2 points 8 months ago

Great shit analogy, Bo Bandi.

Thanks, Mr.Layhe

[–] JPSound 11 points 8 months ago

They'll fire it up mere moments before you finally get the Go Oustide achievement.

[–] JPSound 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pollyfillpassword

[–] JPSound 2 points 8 months ago

And they always did shrooms during their fabulous nights of passion.

[–] JPSound 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A wise man stood at the edge of a river in the town he'd lived all his life. Day after day monks gathered along the bank meditating, praying, citing ancient incantations and performing sacred rituals. The wise man asked the monks why they were dedicating their their entire lives repeating these things day after day. On of the elder monks says, "we learning how to walk on water to cross the mighty river." The wise man says, "but the fairy is only a nickel."

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