JPSound

Someone should have told my exwife this handy life hack. Would have saved me untold grief and depression. However, life can throw you a beautiful little surprise after a nightmare. If it wasn't for that godawful woman, I never would have met the love of my life, the woman who I spent my whole life waiting for and now enjoying what it means to be happily married to my biggest crush, my best friend and waking up right next to her and our little family every morning. I can safely say it was all worth it. It could have been easier to get here but I'd do it again on legendary difficulty if I had to.

That's not a very polite way of speaking about your wife.

...And my guy can't find shit.

Ngl, Bethan has good taste in rocks. This was the right call by both parties.

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

Drowned out of his 11th story window.

They forget how many of us gun owning liberals there are. They think they can bully everyone around because they think they own all the guns thus the upper hand. They're are far too dense to realize they're entirely wrong. We just don't make it our entire personality. I don't feel the need to put my guns on display to prove to people I don't even know what a MaNlY rUgGeD BaDaSs I am. That's not why i own them. I very much enjoy the sport and technical knowledge and focus required to hit the target in different situations. I want to be perceived as a loving husband and a kind and honorable man and friend. Those two things are at odds. Or maybe I'm just not insecure about my masculinity.

Floor drugs? Back in the day we called them Ground Scores.

Great shit analogy, Bo Bandi.

Thanks, Mr.Layhe

They'll fire it up mere moments before you finally get the Go Oustide achievement.

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