Imhotep

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[–] Imhotep 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First story they show a picture of Yvan Attal (actor) when it is about what Gabriel Attal said (minister of education)

[–] Imhotep 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a ^deliciousss human, just like you

[–] Imhotep 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It looks like you used the logo to squash a bug

[–] Imhotep 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I have at least one in my house. We coexist peacefully.

I'm not fond of insects that go near you or are unpredictable (stinkbugs!). Centipedes are not like that. They're discreet, always keep their distance, and when you notice them they don't startle you.
They're very polite.

And I don't find them creepy looking like some big spiders. They make me think of fluffy dried plants.

I realize I haven't seen mine in a while and I'm a bit worried

[–] Imhotep 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for notifying the others

You can ask me for the next code when it is released if you want

[–] Imhotep 4 points 2 years ago

no weird sexual meaning here

Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

[–] Imhotep 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

[–] Imhotep 1 points 2 years ago

It's really nice.

One issue (already mentioned probably): the time with a minus sign confuses me, I keep thinking it represents downvotes.

Instead of -4 h, maybe 4 h ago?

[–] Imhotep 13 points 2 years ago

They land on your face while you sleep, sting your lip, shit in your mouth.
And then you die of heart failure.

Yeah, that's pretty much the pharaonic curse type horror I was expecting

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