IZanderI

joined 2 years ago
[–] IZanderI 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Any suggestions on instances to move over to?

[–] IZanderI 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’ll make you explode like the Galaxy Note 7.

[–] IZanderI 2 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

[–] IZanderI 7 points 1 year ago

Fuckin finally. This is the the only show I’ve been waiting for.

[–] IZanderI 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this about Nakomi taking up the mantle of champion? Where did this idea even come from?

[–] IZanderI 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t know how I made it this far without putting gochujang in tacos.

[–] IZanderI 119 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shut up nerd.

[–] IZanderI 3 points 1 year ago
[–] IZanderI 1 points 1 year ago

I really liked The Outsider. Mr Mercedes was just ok. I DNF’d finders keepers. I hope Holly is good.

[–] IZanderI 2 points 2 years ago

What’s your dough recipe?