ITypeWithMyDick

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Texas power prices briefly soar 1,600% as a spring heat wave is expected to drive record demand for energy in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Better gerrymender it into a safe Red state quickly! Even more than it is!

Temperatur in c/memes
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 6 points 9 months ago

Id go as far as saying it would be boiling

Escape From Tarkov dev finally caves, says people who paid $150 for the game will get access to its new mode 'in waves' in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 12 points 9 months ago

At least it would be honest

How did you meet the love of your life? in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 8 points 10 months ago

Such truth in so few words!

Sames

Russia says US support for Ukraine will end as ‘humiliating fiasco’ like ‘Vietnam and Afghanistan’ in c/world
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Russia has more meat than Ukraine, so lets hope Ukraine runs through Russia like a grinder

Trump criminal case: Full 12-person jury seated in Manhattan in c/news
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 15 points 10 months ago

In an ideal world, yup

Nigeria's army rescues a woman abducted from Chibok as a schoolgirl, and her 3 children in c/upliftingnews
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 12 points 10 months ago

Was a schoolgirl with no children when kidnapped 10 years ago. Now has 3 children.

Oof.

Trump criminal case: Full 12-person jury seated in Manhattan in c/news
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 29 points 10 months ago (7 children)

And will only take one Maga thumper to make a hung jury

Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules in c/news
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stay out of my luggage!

Strong dude in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 2 points 10 months ago

I just want to climb the numbered stairs and drink my coffee

Are women irrational because of their lack of accountability? or because of their lack of intelligence ? in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find I become irrational when my keyboard is too small...no wait, thats unintelligible...

If you're swimming towards the shore and find yourself moving out, you're caught in a riptide. You must swim parallel to the shore to escape it. in c/[email protected]
[–] ITypeWithMyDick 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I initially read this in the fashion of:

Youre swimming at the beach and now your parents are throwing you out of the house.

I was confused about what a riptide had to do with that.

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