HomesliceAbe

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[–] HomesliceAbe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is best season

[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago

While this one doesn't follow the no pronouns / articles rule, it's a work of art.

[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago

Can't open the article, but I agree, the punishment shouldn't exist -- except for those like the people I listed previously. I figure they might as well be put to some good use. People such as Carlos DeLuna and Cameron Todd Willingham should not be counted among the likes of Ted Bundy, and should not have been executed.

[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Capital punishment is issued to those who commit atrocities like murder, genocide, treason, and terrorism, not for weed related crimes. I'm thinking people like Albert Fish, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy.

[–] HomesliceAbe 8 points 1 year ago

How do we know YOU'RE not a chatbot?

[–] HomesliceAbe 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

We should give death row inmates a choice: capital punishment, or be used in place of animals for product testing.

[–] HomesliceAbe 1 points 1 year ago
[–] HomesliceAbe 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?

[–] HomesliceAbe 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

[–] HomesliceAbe 4 points 1 year ago

I'm unfamiliar with that quote

[–] HomesliceAbe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The FBI or CIA wanted me dead, so they hired Deadpool to take care of me. He thought he'd be too recognizable in his red suit, so he put on a disguise over his suit: a Deadpool t-shirt. Then he chased me through a massive warehouse doing some sick parkour stunts.

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