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[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" before

[โ€“] SinningStromgald 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!

[โ€“] HomesliceAbe 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?

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