Hikermick

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[–] Hikermick 134 points 3 months ago (8 children)

My trick for dealing with "blushing bladder" is a Palovian response on myself. I realized I had certain pee triggers. Long story short, there are certain places and situations that cause me to need to urinate. So I figured why not use a word as a trigger? While at home I began saying the trigger word just as I felt the flow begin. Every time I pee, I say the word. My blushing bladder went away. Some of the music venues i frequent have urinals literally elbow to elbow so it's awkward but there's no trouble when I say the trigger word. The only problem now is people look at me weird when I'm looking at my dick saying "shazam".

[–] Hikermick 6 points 3 months ago

Gar have primitive lungs and will stick their head out of the water to breathe

[–] Hikermick 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

One way to get the hair off of furniture is to use duct tape. Make a band to fit around your fingers with the sticky side out. Your hand is now a hair magnet. I saw auto retailers do this and used it to clean up a rental car after driving around with my buddy's giant white husky. It went quick and got it all up

[–] Hikermick 3 points 3 months ago

Godspeed!

You didn't specify your reasoning for getting away from smartphones. Cost or to escape the trappings? Other? I was thinking you could hang on to your smartphone and just delete the nonessential stuff.

[–] Hikermick 13 points 3 months ago

This is why you don't base your political opinions on memes

[–] Hikermick 2 points 3 months ago

Rarely and I live in red state Ohio. Yard signs and flags are all over the place

[–] Hikermick 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the person who had to write this was ticked off because they had to write a custom letter to address the forms sspecifically. On the other hand maybe they get a lot of these and now they have a generic response prepared.

[–] Hikermick 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What did I just read?

[–] Hikermick 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Consolation prize: the Gene Wilder documentary on Netflix is pretty good if you haven't already seen it

[–] Hikermick 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah I'll give em $20 some years and never got hit with emails. EDIT: just checked i have 2 solicitation in my inbox this year

[–] Hikermick 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What do you think subsidies are?

[–] Hikermick 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My state will subsidize child care for parents under a certain income. Nobody is saying anyone will get in trouble for babysitting family members. You could simply Google it and save yourself some typing and a whole lot of embarrassment

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