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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/comicstrips

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[–] Hikermick 133 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

My trick for dealing with "blushing bladder" is a Palovian response on myself. I realized I had certain pee triggers. Long story short, there are certain places and situations that cause me to need to urinate. So I figured why not use a word as a trigger? While at home I began saying the trigger word just as I felt the flow begin. Every time I pee, I say the word. My blushing bladder went away. Some of the music venues i frequent have urinals literally elbow to elbow so it's awkward but there's no trouble when I say the trigger word. The only problem now is people look at me weird when I'm looking at my dick saying "shazam".

[–] roguetrick 50 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Anamnesis 15 points 3 weeks ago

I do the same type of thing, but I just swish saliva around in my mouth. For some reason that gets my mind off it and next thing I know, I'm peeing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gomer, is that you?

[–] Hikermick 5 points 3 weeks ago

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I just push really hard and force the pee out like a fucking man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I read on reddit one time—years and years ago—that doing simple multiplication can help occupy the part of your brain keeping you from pissing. A sequence like 2x2=4, 4x4=16, 16x16=256...etc.

I've been doing that ever since, and it really helps. Usually by the time I get to doing 16x16 in my head, I'm already peeing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey now that gives me an idea.. SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM!

[–] roguetrick 1 points 3 weeks ago

You gotta get up close and say it to his dick.