Hawke

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[–] Hawke 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

In twenty oh one.

So I skip twenty oh oh (twenty hundred?) in favor of the year two thousand

[–] Hawke 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is that why every single application will only work with some ancient version of Java?(usually 8, sometimes 1.6 or 11)

I can’t think of many cases where Java 21 is a drop in replacement, and I don’t think anyone actually used 17.

[–] Hawke 11 points 4 weeks ago

That’s exactly the reason. And also no company is going through the bother to refactor that shit, so everything is named based on some other company 5 mergers and acquisitions ago.

[–] Hawke 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ah so it does.

[–] Hawke 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Not this one:

Edit: who the heck wants to walk on the shoulder of a gigantic road like that too… wtf

[–] Hawke 2 points 4 weeks ago

it would be impossible to child lock the door

Good. I’d rather have people teach their children not to fling themselves out of a moving car, than have them burn to death because they can’t get out.

[–] Hawke 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh, do Trump next!

[–] Hawke 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

I see conflicting information on this.

That’s basically the bottom of a locked filing cabinet. Just needs the doormat to say “beware of the leopard”

[–] Hawke 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I mean the drones are apparently designated as “parody” so either should work

[–] Hawke 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even then, Bidens win was despite that, not because of it.

[–] Hawke 104 points 1 month ago (5 children)

lol “protocol”. They haven’t respected protocol for 20+ years

[–] Hawke 11 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it has nothing to do with a “pregnant person” and is just a straight-up open rape threat.

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