HaveYouPaidYourDues

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[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 1 points 3 months ago

Just needs some nutmeg

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 82 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 12 points 4 months ago

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 0 points 4 months ago

Lonestar is our only hope

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He can't eat at burger king

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

She's 35 in October, she is eligible

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 2 points 7 months ago

Zoolander did that 23 years ago lol

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I'd be a happy camper.

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 2 points 8 months ago

Who tf would downvote this?

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'd watch that show

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 9 points 8 months ago

Three languages in a trench coat

[–] HaveYouPaidYourDues 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

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