Garbanzo

joined 2 years ago
[–] Garbanzo 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hi Steven. Thanks for taking the time to help us find answers to our long unfulfilled questions.

As far as I know, you and Elvis are the only people that can answer my question. For obvious reasons, I'm asking you. How can I get some law enforcement credentials? I'm wholly unqualified but would like to be able to get discounts and preferential treatment from the government and boot lickers. Also badge bunnies. Any suggestions?

[–] Garbanzo 31 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Is it working though? Does discussion of what absolute dipshits they are further the cause? I bet I'd hear about it if they bombed a refinery, but that takes some pretty serious commitment.

[–] Garbanzo 39 points 6 months ago (9 children)

500+ rounds? Oh my heavens! He was either preparing for a mass murder or an hour at the range.

[–] Garbanzo 11 points 6 months ago

If he succeeded in calling a convention the most likely outcome would be an abortion ban and national permitless concealed carry.

[–] Garbanzo 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

When asked why the pouches weren't removed management responded saying that neither of the employees in the 10,000 square foot store had time to address the issue

[–] Garbanzo 1 points 6 months ago

Sure, but we're in a job interview, right?

[–] Garbanzo 5 points 6 months ago

If that's the case then I'd be pissed at whoever is supposed to handling PR for letting the story get out without framing it in the best light

[–] Garbanzo 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If they had measurable productivity that was acceptable then who cares if they needed to step away for a while? Wells Fargo is sending a message that they care more about warm seats than actual results.

[–] Garbanzo 1 points 6 months ago

I think it might solve the problem. The parks might get even more expensive to curb demand, but people could afford to save up for it instead of going into debt and demand would be tempered by the fact that people could afford to do all sorts of other things with their free time.

[–] Garbanzo 66 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The real takeaway here is that Wells Fargo pays for work that isn't quantifiable via review of the work product. What are these people doing that produces nothing that can be reviewed to quantify their performance to such a degree that simple mouse movement is the only metric they can be judged by? If I were stupid enough to be invested in that criminal enterprise I'd be pissed.

[–] Garbanzo 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Would you please be the boss of me now?

[–] Garbanzo 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

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