Frolicswithforts

Literally just standing there. Pants down, facing out from the urinal bay. This is my lived experience, and I’m confused.

I was once haunted by an older man who was constantly exposing himself in the bathroom outside my office. I worked at a college, so it was odd to be flashed by anyone over 25—especially during the day. But this man was consistently at the urinal, facing outward, and shocked that someone else (I) would come in while he was doing whatever he was doing.

No one could ever tell me who he was, and it remains a mystery to this day.

Oh, and I had a client threaten to shoot me with an arrow. Still don’t get that one.

The number of risky food decisions I’ve taken since purchasing a bidet is uncountable. A good bidet truly absolves you of all food sin.

We were a Wave Race and Diddy Kong Racing household. Everyone use to fight over who got to be the pink racer because she was “faster.” I don’t think any of us actually confirmed that.

My experience with this is that it seems to be instance-based. I’m a member of both lemmy.world and lemm.ee, and I sing lemmy.world, wefwef was very laggy. I read here that lemm.ee had received some speed-related infrastructure updates, so I decided to test it out. It’s honestly like night and day. Everything loads quickly, and I’m able to comment and upvote where I couldn’t before!