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Assuming it wasn't a Boeing, he wouldn't have been able to get the door open, so at least they weren't in any real danger.

Oh sorry, I misread. I thought you meant he was a dad at 12.

Calling this a "Frankenstein bid" is the closest Alex Jones has ever gotten to reading a work of classic literature.

the other has laser swords and magic.

And it always sucks no matter who wins.

Let’s say dad was 12 in 2006

Has mom gotten out of prison yet?

I had Legos so long ago that we still called them "Legos" and the Lego Men that came with them were called "Lego Men" and not "Minifigs." Also, even the girls were Lego Men. They were just lady Lego Men.

I played with Legos and my Lego Men. And I will die on that personal hill.

What is even the point of a playground if you can't spin around on a merry-go-round until you get sick, fly off, hit your head hard enough for it to get concussed and puke?

I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek

but I like you guys for your memes.

Okay, call off the mob!

Yeah, we should stop shoving history in kids' faces at school!

Also, stop shoving the English language, science and math in their faces!

If they aren't learning how to mine ore, what is even the point of school, am I right?

They barely teach about it as it is. My daughter's social studies textbook had page after page about Marbury v. Madison and two paragraphs about Harriet Tumbman.

The eventual goal is to put all queer people back into the closet where they can update the old 'Boys Beware' movie from the 60s and put every queer person in prison for corrupting the youth.

Was it non nuclear or do none of their nukes work?