Flummoxed

Aw, that sucks, but good for you for staying firm. It's hard to have patience, but you are doing the right thing for her. Thank you for the update, and thank you for being there for Sandy.

Yup, the creepy cropped crop has hopefully by now been properly coopted by the coping copper cooperative.

"Yes... A pudding made of meat paste, flecked by crunchy kibble... That's what a cell is like... [plaintive whine]"

I mean... I clearly understand that choice, but just be careful its a tear you can spare. I've run out before, and boy it made the next level total shite. If you aren't concerned with accuracy, maybe consider consulting the local birds? Especially your corvids. They are everywhere and always have a decent estimate.

Well, that's reasonable, as along as you both consented to this agreement. We are excellent cat conveyors.

No cat should be relegated to just a timepiece! Yes, they are excellent at timekeeping, but so are lizards and violets! Much more convenient.

I have actually seen this and been concerned at first because I thought they were fighting, but then was just happy they were enjoying themselves.

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't realize his degree was from YouTube. Clearly his expertise is beyond mine and my lame university degrees. I shan't bother him with all my literal knowledge of the progression between Old and Middle English.

Nice. That's definitely a life goal for me!

Of course there's a buffet! I bet there's like at least three! And there's crab legs every Friday.

Good Eats is so awesome. These are some great suggestions. Now I need some root veggies - I just wish I had the time to do all the cool nerdy shit Alton does. I want to heat sand and store things in it, but damned if I've got the time for that.

This is so insane I cannot take it seriously. What the absolute fuck. I am really hoping this not real.

It's not real, right? Right??