Exatron

joined 2 years ago
[–] Exatron 24 points 1 year ago

You really don't understand what a nihilist is.

[–] Exatron 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just imagining Quebecois having a sub vs dub argument.

[–] Exatron 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Republicans would be great Daleks.

[–] Exatron 16 points 1 year ago

Hahahahah.

Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

HAHAHAHAH!

[–] Exatron 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lisa needs braces

[–] Exatron 5 points 1 year ago

Because that would upset his boyfriend Luigi.

[–] Exatron 5 points 1 year ago

I actually knew a guy who liked drinking plain hot water.

[–] Exatron 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Memories if you're lucky. He'd try to put all autonomic functions behind a paywall.

[–] Exatron 5 points 1 year ago

and of course, the first Robot President, who was obsolete on day 1 because he had to wait til the age of 35 to get elected.

John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he promised not to go on a killing spree.

[–] Exatron 18 points 1 year ago

Because all he is is a name. Over the last several years, he's demonstrated that he's an entitled, racist moron who confused money with actual intelligence.

[–] Exatron 20 points 1 year ago

The woman who received serious burns from McDonald's overheated coffee was a victim, sparky.

[–] Exatron 23 points 1 year ago

They do if the coffee is as hot as McDonald's had it.

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