Evil_Shrubbery

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Hard agree.

Some evil cabal intolerant to vast variety of species orchestrated mass extinction so that now we are all this uniform fish-bird things.

I want to go back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, Im still hopeful one day I'll find a set with like an imaginary symbols that I'll like (but not from like recognisable fiction, common sigils, runes, pictograms, etc).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Aww, it is kinda wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?!

Well, now Im not doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doesn't matter, memorised your house keys pattern.

(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tell me you never sucked tiddies pierced with house keys by providing me with a picture of tiddies pierced with house keys.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Early yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like, it must have been a (horrible) style choice right?
Can't fuck up that much on accident.

I don't wanna see how the inside looks. Maybe those windows use just one continuous foil ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"All the were pieces of shit." -- The Narrator

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"You piece of shit ..."
said the empty brainhole to the hollow zombie moving it around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ikr?

Like, I have statistical proof from my own life, at 99.5% confidence level I can say that the downhill trend will only accelerate, and the results of most of my life match the model completely.

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