EvilTwin

joined 2 years ago
[–] EvilTwin 6 points 1 year ago

If you're going through hell, keep on moving.

[–] EvilTwin 11 points 1 year ago

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

[–] EvilTwin 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deaf, dumb and blind.

She plays a lot of pinball.

[–] EvilTwin 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 1 year ago

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

[–] EvilTwin 2 points 2 years ago

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

[–] EvilTwin 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 2 years ago

The joke's on them. I sold my soul years ago.

[–] EvilTwin 1 points 2 years ago

You can't have intelligence and happiness.

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