EmpatheticTeddyBear

joined 2 years ago
[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 10 points 5 months ago

This just goes to show that nobody ever graduates school. What happens in elementary school in terms of popularity contests reoccurs in junior high and high school, college, businesses, religions, and governments. Humanity is still in its adolescence and until we actually mature as a species, we will constantly be on the brink of death or we will find a way to make it happen.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 7 points 5 months ago

Don't forget to dock their pay if they do something unproductive like sleep.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Okay, someone ELI5 what is going on with the whole "Heathcliff without Heathcliff" thing? Was the comic discontinued?

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until she bites down...

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 37 points 6 months ago

Just announce Kelly. Have an astronaut for VP!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You. Look. Fabulous!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And then you discover that the nurse's name is Ratched...

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 5 points 7 months ago

Look, they don't need your help in implementing bad ideas. Please stop assisting them... For all our mental health.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 5 points 7 months ago

I second the motion!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 144 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Behold the difference between someone who knows what makes them happy verses the person who is told what is supposed to make them happy.

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