Emerald

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[–] Emerald 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

He does jerk it off a little as well though. The question is: which is weirder?

[–] Emerald -1 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The title of my post is not the title of the CNN article. I made my own title as there doesn't seem to be rules here regarding post titles

[–] Emerald 3 points 22 hours ago

If anyone ever did break into my house and take my computer, they would have to unplug it first; at that point, the disk would encrypt

The disk is always encrypted. When data is accessed, it is stored decrypted in RAM. The drive doesn't decrypt when unlocking it and doesn't encrypt when turning it off.

[–] Emerald 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly I don't understand the whole NNN "challenge". I feel like it would be harder to "nut" (hate that euphemism) every day without fail.

In a more literal way, I failed NNN already this morning by eating a peanut butter protein bar. Even if you don't count buttered peanuts, it contained chunks of peanuts.

[–] Emerald 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

parents idling a car from house to house instead of parking and walking with their kids

And they drive like lunatics as well. Lots of them drive at high speeds in the night with kids running around and in a vehicle with poor visibility and don't yield to pedestrians. I saw this one car last night weave through some pedestrians crossing the street. Like c'mon... this isn't North Korea. Let them cross the street

 
[–] Emerald 1 points 3 days ago

And then you get to hear peoples thoughts on you not posting anything

[–] Emerald 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This might belong more in Lemmy Shitpost or Funny: Home of the Haha. Let me know if it doesn't belong here

[–] Emerald 3 points 3 days ago

I suppose it's kind've disappointing or even ragebaity. And it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.

[–] Emerald 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

I notice nobody has commented on the fact that the driver should've reacted to the deer. It's not Tesla's responsibility to emergency brake, even if that is a feature in the system. Drivers are responsible for their vehicle's movements at the end of the day.

[–] Emerald 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Html doesn't use any port, that's HTTP

[–] Emerald 5 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately, it's not too practical to bike 12 miles on the motorway.

 

I have never heard of Jill Stein until just a few months ago when I saw some article about her on the Lemmy homepage. Then I saw more and more articles about her. However, I don't really know why the media is paying so much attention to her. She is just a third party candidate, right? There are other third party candidates that aren't constantly popping up in the news. So why Jill Stein? I hear its something to do with Russia and a general sense of her goal being to take votes away from Kamala.

 

If I am driving on a road, and a flying saucer with a spotlight is hovering ahead waiting to land, do I have to stop in the roadway and yield to them? Or do they have to yield to cars in the road? I checked my states driving manual and they don't mention alien air/spacecraft at all.

I would guess that the UFO would have the right of way, as traffic would have to eventually stop for them anyways. Should I just stop in the roadway and put my hazards on so the flying saucer pilot is aware I am yielding the right of way to them?

 
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