DynoNoob

joined 4 months ago
[–] DynoNoob 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I should call her.

[–] DynoNoob 5 points 2 months ago

Yes. If there's one thing that all corporations want, it's to MAKE LESS MONEY.

That's why they want to reduce competition. It's so people can give them less money.

Now, some people might suggest that this sort of selfless generosity might go against their fiduciary obligation to increade stockholder value. But those people would be wrong because of course they're only doing this to eliminate competition and gouge customers, you bunch of gullible idiots.

[–] DynoNoob 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then it wasn't very final, was it?

[–] DynoNoob 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

$5.29 near me. And you can get 25% off if you use the app.

[–] DynoNoob 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that is generally true. But Elon has shown time and time again that he is an inherently malicious individual.

Is it implausible that a jackass like Elon would spend a small fraction of his wealth to destroy a company that hurt his wittle feelwings?

[–] DynoNoob 17 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I'm beginning to think that destroying it was the whole point.

Tesla, too.

[–] DynoNoob 1 points 3 months ago

Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.

[–] DynoNoob 3 points 3 months ago

People who laugh are inherently evil.

We need leaders who never laugh. Ever. Some may say that an inability to laugh may be an indicator of some sort of deep psychopathology. But that's just fake news, or something.

[–] DynoNoob 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Back us off, ensign. Nice and slow.

[–] DynoNoob 5 points 3 months ago
[–] DynoNoob 4 points 3 months ago

What a tragedeigh!

[–] DynoNoob 17 points 3 months ago

This meme is almost old enough to vote.

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