DirkMcCallahan

joined 1 year ago
[–] DirkMcCallahan 99 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

c/noshitsherlock

[–] DirkMcCallahan 110 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 22 points 3 weeks ago

Let's hope!

[–] DirkMcCallahan 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Narrator: They did not leave it alone.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 15 points 3 weeks ago

They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're going to steal this election. Even if Harris somehow won 400 EVs, I'm convinced that SCOTUS would find a way to throw out enough votes to give Trump the win (even if it's just by throwing the election to the House).

[–] DirkMcCallahan 3 points 4 weeks ago

I would expect nothing less out of Jimmy Pesto.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 2 points 4 weeks ago

Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 144 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information."

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 6 points 1 month ago

I am shocked! Shocked to hear this!

[–] DirkMcCallahan 41 points 1 month ago

Just like he did at Mar-A-Lago, and any other property he owns...

"That just makes me smart."

  • Trump, probably
[–] DirkMcCallahan 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every so often I have to use Chrome because a website (like my utility company) requires me to. It's such a shitty experience. Why are people even still using Chrome?

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