Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.
DirkMcCallahan
Let's hope!
Narrator: They did not leave it alone.
They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're going to steal this election. Even if Harris somehow won 400 EVs, I'm convinced that SCOTUS would find a way to throw out enough votes to give Trump the win (even if it's just by throwing the election to the House).
I would expect nothing less out of Jimmy Pesto.
Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.
"After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information."
Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.
I am shocked! Shocked to hear this!
Just like he did at Mar-A-Lago, and any other property he owns...
"That just makes me smart."
- Trump, probably
Every so often I have to use Chrome because a website (like my utility company) requires me to. It's such a shitty experience. Why are people even still using Chrome?
c/noshitsherlock