Dicska

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[–] Dicska 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And an 'e'. In case you meant Scheiße (shit), or maybe Schieße, as in, 'ich schieße (I shoot).

[–] Dicska 1 points 6 months ago

Every single time, it reminds me of this short, dumb joke:

Announcer in the supermarket: "Achtung, Achtung! A German kid went missing."

[–] Dicska 6 points 6 months ago

The Aardvark of 2024.

[–] Dicska 2 points 6 months ago

I'm thankful regardless : ).

[–] Dicska 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh, thanks for the correction!

[–] Dicska 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

But you can form ~~two clams~~ three sea shells out of them.

[–] Dicska 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In the late nineties we used to call cell phones jerkophones.

[–] Dicska 19 points 6 months ago

He exhales much more air (therefore droplets contaminated with covid) much faster, covering a much larger area with it, and guess who has to run straight into his lung cloud.

They say it's safer outdoors because it dissipates easily, and after a short while the concentration drops to safe levels. But not when the very next instant you run straight into it with your mouth open, inhaling.

This is why I hated when people used to form dense lines outdoors, taking off their mask because it's not required outside. Like you couldn't still micro(macro?)spit someone in the face as you talk or even breathe.

[–] Dicska 2 points 6 months ago

It's interesting, in my language we seldom use it as 'orange', most of the time it's orangeyellow.

[–] Dicska 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To be fair, most of the time we use the 'other' red for stuff that is also expressed by a different word in other languages, such as Spanish: wine (vino ~~rojo~~ tinto / ~~piros~~ vörös bor), hair (pelo ~~rojo~~ rubio / ~~piros~~ vörös haj) and maybe paint/clothes or literature. Other times it's just the 'default' red (piros).

[–] Dicska 4 points 6 months ago

I think they're just joking that the French word for red differs from the Swedish word for red, therefore stating that Swedish and French have different words for red (because the French red and the Swedish red are not the same).

To be fair, I wanted to make the same stupid joke and I'm relieved that I don't have to now.

[–] Dicska 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I made a very simple HTML page to count the money for my work. I've tried everything and I ended up hosting it just to be able to access it from Firefox. It might work with Android, I don't know, but on this internet aids MIUI it's impossible. But MIUI is just some pimped Android so chances are it's the same.

I managed to open it locally in chrome (spits), but the URL didn't even say the usual file path but some sus looking mi.com address, so I'll stick with just hosting it.

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