Or say to the barber "Just make me look good".
Delphia
One nuance that I think often gets lost is that outside of a very small percentage of cases, if your great great great grandfather fought for the confederate army that isnt a criticism on you or him. Theres every likelihood that he was just another illiterate idiot fed a bunch of rhetoric and told who to fight and be vilified, press ganged or killed if he didnt. Even if he volunteered, look at the lies and dripple being punched out about russia/ukraine and israel/palestine and they had a very narrow information flow. Its ok to have family on the wrong side of history, we cant know what kind of person they were or how they really felt in most cases.
The key wording here is "He"
Id stake money that in my lifetime one of his sons will run.
You would need volunteers, but let them witness the experiments that disprove chemtrails or flat earth bullshit themselves and in person allow them to inspect the equipment and so on.
See which ones of them are willing to actually take whats presented to them and see with their own eyes and re-evaluate their position.
Its also possible that the Chechen war criminal who works for the Russian war criminal known for disinformation campaigns is making shit up.
I dont like defending Elon but this is Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich.
Hey Janet, wanna know what I heard about your family?
Someones pager go off?
The 4th pig built his house from wolf skulls, significantly less practical but it does send a fucking message.
Someone should cook him a nice meal... /s
Most big animals that are already properly scary with fur dont improve when shaved.
They know what they did.