What did you do with it? Because you sure as fuck havent cooked any of it.
Delphia
joined 2 years ago
I like the White Men Cant Jump remake.
I actually think that theres some movies that SHOULD be remade every 15 to 20 years. I would watch Major League if it was remade every 5 to 10 years. New city, new cast, new jokes, new location, callbacks, subverting expectations... but same premise a shitty baseball team needs to get better or else. Give young up and coming actors an excuse to have fun, ham it up, play a wacky character.
Hell make it a punishment for being the statistically worst team for the season that they make it. "Sorry Boston but... you really ate shit this year..."
Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have "car accident" in the wee hours.
Racists: Dey tuk ur jeeeerrrrrbs!
The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.
You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.
Id say that the UK also needs to remove their heads from their asses and realise that they are part of Europe and act accordingly. Their ego over their past empire is poisoning them slowly. They are too powerful for Europe to not have but too weak to truly stand on their own.
"Your Honor, I was trying to get the Kleenex pregnant."
America didnt effectively clean their house for 50 years, their house is now so infested with rats that they are coming onto our property and Americans want to be involved in our discussions on our rat problems because they have it worse...
Never forget in the story of Jesus the hero was killed by the state - Killer Mike.
They are.
A 600lb person walking a mile burns significantly more calories than a 200lb person doing the same thing. Im 200lbs and I can back squat 300lbs, a 600lb person squatting down and standing back up is moving more weight than I am... If they can manage it.
You want to see them get really mad? Suggest that if they want to share the road they should also pay registration.
(Not something I believe, we just had an avid cyclist at work who was enormous fun to shit stir.
Australia has the best Vegemite.