Darkmuch

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[–] Darkmuch 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.

If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.

[–] Darkmuch 2 points 5 months ago

Myne needs no special bloodline! Just near death merging of personalities and Ferdinand accidentally doing the magical equivalent of sex with minors.

[–] Darkmuch 2 points 6 months ago

So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

[–] Darkmuch 11 points 6 months ago

I like to imagine that’s just a REALLY good mountain goat. Like “pfft! No more ground? I’ll just climb up these water vapor crystals into the sky.”

[–] Darkmuch 4 points 6 months ago

That was so silly and fun!

“Fuck you! You wasted a year of my Time!”

Congratulations my child on your unelightenment.

[–] Darkmuch 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No that isnt the army, just A LOT of health and officers who take their job seriously

[–] Darkmuch 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Other fantasy doesn’t always do that, treating each more as its own race. I’ve seen male succubi and female incubi. It’s kinda hilarious.

[–] Darkmuch 17 points 7 months ago

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

[–] Darkmuch 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow let’s stop talking about the failures of an entire industry because 1 oil company does 1 thing right!

[–] Darkmuch 58 points 8 months ago (9 children)

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[–] Darkmuch 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[–] Darkmuch 23 points 9 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

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