Darkmuch

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[–] Darkmuch 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[–] Darkmuch 22 points 4 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[–] Darkmuch 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The people who would deny genders would totally deny all the crazy extra dimensions.

[–] Darkmuch 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You think that’s impressive? Look over here https://youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw?si=dWDTpYUrv0ccu5VK

[–] Darkmuch 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

[–] Darkmuch 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

But would they let the Bard lay the dragon?

[–] Darkmuch 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One friend said that he would occasionally forget it’s weighted when trying to move it, then completely wrench his arm out as he attempts to make the bed

[–] Darkmuch 15 points 7 months ago

They also had that in Fc4. If you don’t run away, eventually the dictator comes back and takes you to spread your mother’s ashes, and later takes your on a helicopter tour to shoot guns and stuff. Credits roll.

[–] Darkmuch 11 points 7 months ago

Weirdly this makes more sense as Tony than the above.

[–] Darkmuch 8 points 7 months ago

Bionicle lore is how many Hawaiian sounding made up names can we come up with? We’re gonna be pumping out these toy models. When kids got the set, we’re rebooting and making new villains and heroes for a new generation! And let’s just keep repeating this process for several years.

[–] Darkmuch 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would say activity is a huge encapsulating word that all sports, games, clubs, etc fall under.

Sport to me is an intensive competitive activity.

I would like to also say team based, but wrestling, track, and swimming would be absent from such a definition. Similarly, if you were to say outdoors most winter sports would be excluded.

With my definition you could argue for games like Chess to be intensive and competitive. I’m unsure. I think it changes depending on the level of play. At the end of the day, the only people who really care about exact definitions are those in administration deciding what activity gets what.

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